danielodowd:

Kenneth A. Gleason
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’ Ricky Gervais (via thatlitsite) 30,641 notes

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u

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  • me: im happy
  • *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
  • me: im sad
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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